You may be wondering about the store cleaning that had been on the schedule; having little faith in your ability to clean anything other than your bongs, I just decided to do it myself. Thus, we will not be closing early, and, outside of those of you already on schedule, the rest of you are not expected to show up at the store tonight.

That said, I expect the store to remain AT LEAST as clean as I leave it today. I came in to the store on Monday morning, and guess what I found? No, not a unicorn. Here’s what I found: