-It takes all my power to not have an erection when my student’s ask for an extension.  these are my students here…asking for an extension in class tomorrow.  dancing, drunk, falling over, stumbling.  tomorrow they will come in and have the audacity to ask to turn in their paper a day later because of this because of here right now and i am with them…

-um…so you can get haar….


-just like that?

-just like that.

-wait, for realz?


-wa….?  you just have to hear the word extension…


-…and pop.

(head nod)